Sunday, September 19, 2010

Finally! I can be a werewolf, too!!

So, if you happen to be an ebay shopper you may have run across this little gem here, a spell to really really for reals turn you into a werewolf. I'm slightly speechless about this. It's going for $100 so far and has one bid. Who bids on this stuff?

If you're a vampire lover, don't feel left out, there's one for you, too. The starting bid is $199 or you can buy it now for $500. I'm sure that's a real bargain, you know, for becoming a vamp and all.

I want to thank the lovely cleolinda for bringing these to my attention on her livejournal. Wow. Thoughts people?

19 comments:

A Buckeye Girl Reads said...

I took a look, because really it's something you have to see to believe. This just boggles my mind.

A Buckeye Girl Reads said...

If I had that much money to blow, I'd be tempted to bid just to see what was sent to me.

The Queen B said...

I know, right?! LOL. I saw there were also spells for hair removal that you can buy, too. OMG! That's fabulous and terrible at the same time! LOL

Gini Koch said...

Wow. Just...wow. These blow away the "Unicorn Scat" that was up for auction a few years ago. (I'm betting the same seller is branching out, since the scat was doing such brisk business...)

The Queen B said...

OMG, I missed that one! That is too funny.
The hubs was reading these and dying. If nothing else, they have entertainment value.

Gini Koch said...

The "Unicorn Scat" was awesome. It was CLEARLY cat crap rolled in glue and (swear to God) sparkles.

My thing was that I could not only come up with LOTS of Unicorn Scat myself, having 2 cats, but I could also come up with...wait for it...DRAGON Scat. And not just one kind, either. THREE kinds of dragon scat. Which would have been the Canine Death Squad's scat rolled in glue and different glitter (I was thinking gold and green for the biggest ones...and so forth).

Only the hubs' refusal to claim the "scat" properly prevented my becoming rich.

The Queen B said...

Le sigh. Foiled again. We could so be rich if the hubsters would just let us. LMAO.
Glitter poo, why didn't I think of that?

Gini Koch said...

Because you're sane and normal and wouldn't think of selling your cat and/or dog poo on ebay?

It takes a certain kind of mind to sell mythical creature scat and magic spells on ebay...

Wendy said...

So far I'm the top bidder on the werewolf one and GOD HELP the person who tries to take this awesomeness away from meeee! HA

The Queen B said...

Wait, what? You did not! ::runs to check::

Wendy said...

I SO DID! *rubs fingers on shoulder a la cool style, only manages to look retarded*

The Queen B said...

LMAO! You killz me, girlie. I ran to check and everything... :P

Wendy said...

You did?! OMG, you should SO know me better than that by now!! LMAO

The Queen B said...

Hubby laughed at me. Apparently he thinks I should know better, too :P

Wendy said...

EXACTLY! This is distressing - Your hubs knows me better than you?! I might have shed a few tears just now..

The Queen B said...

Me, too! ::sobs:: It's your fault for not being around so much. SO THERE!

Wendy said...

*gasp* IT'S NOT LIKE I DO THAT ON PURPOSE!! Stupid school and work..

Gini Koch said...

*controls self from seeing if Wendy is really upid-stay enough to bid on a "magic" spell...reminds self that no one capable of blogging and/or commenting sanely on blogs would be falling for this one*

Psst, Wendy. Got some awesome Unicorn and Dragon scat I can sell you...cheap!

The Queen B said...

@Wendy School and work ARE stupid! That's what I say. What?

@GiniKoch maybe you should be trying to sell that to me since I went to check if Wendy actually bid on it. Le sigh. I am naturally blonde. Can you tell?

 
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