Cover Snarkage

Wow, check out this goodness right here. Seriously, was this "pay street people with 20 bucks and a burrito" day? Are these models familiar with showers? Maybe they're European? Wait, I'm pretty sure showering isn't just an American oddity. Hmmm....nope, they just seem kinda greasy and porn rejecty to me. What do you guys think?

Oh, and by the way, I'm still totally reading this book. What?

I LOVE IT

Check this out y'all! I didn't know you could buy these anymore. Awesomesauce!
Hey, do you think I can get me one at Costco? Cuz I don't wanna overpay for my damsel in distress. I'm thrifty like that. You can't maintain a bazillionaire status if you blow it all shoppin for damsels and virgins and mistresses and all that.
Seriously though, I read this book and I'm going to review it next. It's actually pretty good, but I just couldn't resist showing a little title love for the folks down at Harlequin that apparently are still stuck in Medieval times. I'm honestly of the mind that the way they pick these titles is much like South Park postulated Family Guy wrote its story lines: Manatees.

Peace out my lovelies ;)