I'm alive.......I swears....

So, I know I haven't been posting much recently and that's because I've had some personal stuff I've had to deal with and now I'm busy trying to catch up with my reading so I can bring you all some new reviews and even some giveaways coming up in the near future. Thanks for your patience and I'll be seein ya real soon :)

I Can Haz Goals?

Ok, I've been doing a lot of self work and searching and I have come up with three major things I want to do over the next year or so (though I'm not going to say they have to be completely finished in this year, but at least started).

1) Become a certified yoga instructor

2) Take up painting or some form of art

3) Take psychology or some type of classes (history too, maybe :P)

I'm not a huge book trailer peep....

But as some of my twitter friends found out, these two trailers for the book, Dust, had me laughin my ass off. Check them out:






To find out more about Dust by Joan Frances Turner you can go here.

I love the post man

So, in the last few days the book fairy has been very nice to me. It's been like frickin Christmas in August over here. And a few of the books that the post man brought have me so excited that I just had to share with you all.

 What I got recently:


I've started this one and so far I am really enjoying it. Review will come later.







I'm a little nervous about these last three because I haven't read the rest in each of these series, however they look so interesting that I just may start from the beginning and get caught up for them. :P


I am very excited to start this one. I loved Robin McKinley's Sunshine and this sounds like such a fascinating read.

And last, but in no way least:



Squeee!! I've been wanting this one since I first heard about it. I can't wait to dive in to it. I could just kiss the book fairy!! LOL.

I'm having a wet dream about these shoes

Is it just me or are these drool worthy shoes? ::sigh:: They are so out of my price range, but a girl can dream, right? :P

Shiny

So, I've been in a severe reading funk lately which has been a combination of my mental state and the books out. I do believe I have found some books that look appealing and may tempt me off of my unintentional book diet.

I want to read:

























































and this one looked intriguing enough that I picked up a lovely signed copy in San Diego at Mysterious Galaxy today:


















What do you think? Have any of you read any of these or are any on your book radar?

I'm developing a foot fetish...

Ok, not really, but I'm loving this new nail polish for your toes called Piggy Polish so much that it's making me almost like my feet. Seriously, I hate my feet.  But now that my toes are biohazard green or mermaid blue or lemonade yellow or pretty purple....I hate them a hella lot less.

There's even a website for Piggy Polish right here. 

The colors I've tried are:













































And a bright green called "Get Ogre It." I can't find that one online at the moment, but I originally found it at my local Ulta store so if you're interested you could look there.

I figure since it's summer, all my girls would be interested in havin some hot colors for their lil piggies ;)

Men

So, I was having a random convo with my hubster, Mr T, as I am wont to do, and I mentioned that I prefer the term "self-castigate" as opposed to "self-flagellate." To which he responds, "That's because it sounds closer to castrate." Which led to this exchange:

Me: Does EVERYTHING have to be about your nuts?

Mr. T: Yeah. Pretty much.

::headdesk::